Nova Locks was back in town. He recently busted out of jail and assembled a motley crew of cretins, vermin, and other troublemakers. This included Joe Camel, Lenny Crabs, and the Hog. In a matter of three weeks they wreaked havoc as never seen before.
Local authorities deemed them parasites and made it illegal to conduct business with Nova or any of his associates. However, this did little good. Nova was a slippery fellow who managed to slide into all kinds of situations. Bazooka Joe was working overtime to apprehend these assailants. Slowly but surely he captured Nova’s associates and took them off the street. However, Nova kept giving Bazooka the slip.
A few days later, Bazooka was hot on Nova’s track. He swung his nun chuck tzitzis towards Nova’s path. Nova grabbed the nun chuck cracked it in half. Bazooka then threw one of his famous bubble gum balls at Nova. This only got Nova angry. Nova said, “You better watch your back, because I’m coming to get you.” Bazooka could only imagine what Nova had in mind.
A few days later, Bazooka was participating in his family’s seder. They were getting ready to eat the marror when suddenly Nova appeared. A fight broke out during which Bazooka fashioned a charoses gumball and proceeded to bounce it on Nova’s head. Nova did not take to this kindly and began to pummel Bazooka. Bazooka grabbed a shank bone to defend himself. However, his efforts were not successful. Suddenly, a giant Matzo Ball hit Nova. Nova tried to remove the Matzo Ball. However, before he could fully remove it, a swarm of matzo balls thwarted his efforts. Till this day, no one knows where the mysterious matzo balls came from. Perhaps it is another Passover miracle.
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